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Q: How do you know you are a true stoner? A: 240 your bong gets washed more than your dishes! Police Officer: "How high are you? A: Double ted. Q: What do you call one bowl between three tokers? A: Malnutrition.
Q: What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners? Friend: "You could go to jail for weed! I got high last night with Ted Mosby.
A: When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter. Newsletter: We Wheres my female buddy send a newsletter from time to time to talk about new features on the App. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. When he got to the budry the drunk was in pieces on the ground So the stoner walked over to him and the drunk looks up and says "How did you make it without getting hurt?
Now that's absurd!
A: Baked Beans. I've wrote this message to prove a point, Life is shit without a t! Q: What is a stoners idea of a balanced diet? Life is what you bake it. Q: What is a stoner's favorite dream?
These days I don't know what's higher All you fuckers that don't get high, shut the fuck up and give it a try. I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades A: The Big Bong Whedes. You cant buy happiness, but you can buy weed and that's pretty fucking close. A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!
Q: What did the frog say after lighting up? Q: What do you call a fly on marijuana?
When a pothead is driving down a road he is driving about 20 mph and eating the upholstery. Girls that smoke weed are just so much more chill. A: Neither did I. Me and my cat have been staring at each other for so long I forgot which one of us is stoned.
If the whole world smoked a t at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. I've never had it longer than an hour! A: Marijuana Q: What do get when you soak a spliff in Vodka?
God is perfect. A: A baked apple pie. Followed by a global food shortage. A: Mr. There are two kinds of people in this world. A: Getting so high he can eat a star. A: Malnutrition.
Always take your driver's picture STONED, so when you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that. Stoner Songs Weed is good, weed is fine, If you share your weed, ill share mine. Q: What is female known as? Hey, 420 Bob! Party hardy rock and roll, Drink a buddy smoke a bowel, Pots a plant it grows in the ground If god didnt want it it wouldn't be around So all you assholes who dont get high just shut the fuck up and give it a try Roll Roll, Roll, a t pass it down the line Take a toke hold your smoke blow your fuckin mind I was where, but now I'm not, I'm round da corner smokin' pot!
I experimented with marijuana in high school, but I pretty much have the technique perfected at this point. Q: What do a quarterback and a pothead have in common?
A: Protestant woman gets stoned before they commit adultery. How do you get an one-armed hippie out of a tree?
So the little lizard climbed up the tree. Fish really inhales few puffs, says bye Wherres the rabbit and swims away. Where is he?
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? I don't know! I'm not as think as you stoned I am! What if Instagram instantly gave you a gram? Park and spark.
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